The Something That I Can Do

define-cheeky:

So… everyone needs to read the reviews on Amazon for their new “For Her” line of ballpoint pens.

Sarcastic feminists are just the best

This looks like a marriage proposal.

This looks like a marriage proposal.

high school teacher: yeah i have a 4 year degree so you can call me Mr. Whatshisname and if you call me Frank that's disrespectful I'll give you detention for a week
college professor: hi i've got my Ph.D., i spent 10 years doing research, i have 7 patents and 26 published papers, and i was nationally recognized for my work. but you can call me Kim if you want.
tastefullyoffensive:

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the-agreeable-snowman:

It makes me happy knowing that someone had to animate that. 

Had to? I think it would be better to say “got to”!

You should draw a puma wearing puma shoes.
Anonymous

pizzaotter:

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I fucking lost it here

Yes!