HAVE SOME PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY
*upper middle class fucker voice* But you have [one nice thing] so how are you poor
I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night
why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook
That’s good service.
We shall never deny a guess even the most ridiculous request..
"Does she get drunk and ruin family parties?"
|—||it means no memories, for the rest of the night (via suchvodka)|
Guys Do You Realize that when this kid grows up he’s going to see these
yeah cuz the future king has nothing better to do than waste his life on this shithole of a website
You really think this website will be here in 10 or 11 years?
These are technically still facts.
buzzkill facts totally need to be a thing
Nuggets of gold in 140 characters or less.