The Something That I Can Do

dumbscar:

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HAVE SOME PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY

bonerfart:

soaply:

*upper middle class fucker voice* But you have [one nice thing] so how are you poor 

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thedemsocialist:

Democracy+Socialism=Peace

thedemsocialist:

Democracy+Socialism=Peace

sofriel:

tickatocka:

a kitten trying super hard to fight a ceramic cat statue

THANK U 4 THIS

tentarude:

troncats:

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

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idkrn:

hiddleswiggles:

That’s good service.

We shall never deny a guess even the most ridiculous request..

doritosmakeherdance:

"Does she get drunk and ruin family parties?"

 
HAKUNA MA’VODKA
it means no memories, for the rest of the night  (via suchvodka)

kyoryu-navy:

mybine:

lgchinadragon:

Guys Do You Realize that when this kid grows up he’s going to see these

yeah cuz the future king has nothing better to do than waste his life on this shithole of a website

You really think this website will be here in 10 or 11 years?

furbearingbrick:

vampirequeeneffeffia:

rita-haxx:

Fucking Christ

These are technically still facts.

buzzkill facts totally need to be a thing

c-will-run:

Nuggets of gold in 140 characters or less.